Every woman wants a toy boy for Christmas…why???

15 Dec

When I was 5, my dream was to have a Yorkshire toy terrier…

I had one for 3 hours, he ran up and down my house like a nutter,  did poo all over the rug in my bedroom, stole my dolls and barbies…3 hours later in tears, I decided I didn’t want to have a toy dog. Ever. My experience with toy boys finished badly.

Now all over the paper all you can find is women dating toy boys, the latest one to cause controversy in the United Kingdom is Caroline Flack and Harry Styles from the boy band One Direction (god bless the X factor!), she’s 32, he’s 17.

Is she happy? Is he happy? If the reply is yes, why everyone is commenting on the matter? The only person who should be allowed to comment and say something can only be Harry’s Mum!

The list is never ending, Madonna, Jennyfer Lopez, Demi Moore, Eva Longoria…and I could carry on, but I can’t remember any by now. The toy boy phenomenon has created a new type of woman…the Cougar.

I am imagining a Cougar like a 50 years old lady, corroded by botox, facelifts and liposuction, dress up in a leopard print dress…red nail vanish on super long finger nails…chasing teenagers in the high street…so to me a Cougar is the female version of the boogieman!

I’m only 27, being married for five months…love my husband to bits…but even if I was single I could have never gone out with a younger man, even when I was 15, just thinking to go on a date with someone just a few  months younger always scared me, I could never feel happy and secure, that’s why I always went for older men, the proof is the 14 years gap between me and my husband, that’s ok, I love him, he loves me, age does not matter (when I’m the younger one!).  My cousin got married to a guy 26 years her senior and they are still happily married with beautiful children, my little cousins.  So as usual I’m going out of the subject of my post…Cougars…please carry on to date toy boys…toy boys carry on to enjoy older ladies, but please cougars listen to me:

Have fun…but never make this mistake called Ashton Kutcher.

Dear Demi, you should have stopped to fancy toyboys before marrying one.

5 Responses to “Every woman wants a toy boy for Christmas…why???”

  1. Styln 15/12/2011 at 3:16 PM #

    I’m not mad at these women for dating younger men, Typically men hit 40 and fall apart health and sex wise. So. take good care of your hubby’s cholesterol levels, blood pressure and prostate, because ED is just one condition away (and Viagra doesn’t work for every man).

    Women tend to be stronger and more healthy as we age and if we take care of ourselves, we won’t need all that botox and plastic surgery. Also, we don’t have our sexual peek until we’re well into our forties, so we need a strong man to satisfy our needs.

    A cougar is: An older woman, typically early thirties to mid-forties, who has abandoned traditional rules of romantic engagement and taken as her mission the seduction of as many game young men as she can possibly handle (Urban Dictionary).

    I’m 53 in March and I haven’t had any botox or plastic surgery and I have young men hitting on and chasing me all the time. Some of us older women still have it going on!

    • annainherwonderland 15/12/2011 at 8:52 PM #

      I think you are great and you are an example for all the women around!!!!

  2. GIOVANNA 15/12/2011 at 9:01 PM #

    …nemmeno io capisco cosa ci trovino alcune donne nei “toy-boy”…penso che siano relazioni per lo più a sfondo sessuale, e motivo per queste donne di sentirsi più giovani e vitali, perchè non posso credere che a livello mentale o sentimentale due generazioni così diverse possano trovare qualcosa che le accomuni profondamente…a volte faccio fatica io con il mio compagno che ha solo nove mesi meno di me!!! 🙂 E’ diverso se la donna è più giovane perchè è comunque più matura e in grado di trovare sintonia con il suo uomo…
    Anna tra qualche mese ti commenterò in English, sto ripassando la grammatica 🙂 … porta pazienza… baci baci

  3. Amy Pirt 05/02/2012 at 8:04 PM #

    I don’t understand this toyboy thing at all. I only ever go for older men.

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