When I was 5, my dream was to have a Yorkshire toy terrier…
I had one for 3 hours, he ran up and down my house like a nutter, did poo all over the rug in my bedroom, stole my dolls and barbies…3 hours later in tears, I decided I didn’t want to have a toy dog. Ever. My experience with toy boys finished badly.
Now all over the paper all you can find is women dating toy boys, the latest one to cause controversy in the United Kingdom is Caroline Flack and Harry Styles from the boy band One Direction (god bless the X factor!), she’s 32, he’s 17.
Is she happy? Is he happy? If the reply is yes, why everyone is commenting on the matter? The only person who should be allowed to comment and say something can only be Harry’s Mum!
The list is never ending, Madonna, Jennyfer Lopez, Demi Moore, Eva Longoria…and I could carry on, but I can’t remember any by now. The toy boy phenomenon has created a new type of woman…the Cougar.
I am imagining a Cougar like a 50 years old lady, corroded by botox, facelifts and liposuction, dress up in a leopard print dress…red nail vanish on super long finger nails…chasing teenagers in the high street…so to me a Cougar is the female version of the boogieman!
I’m only 27, being married for five months…love my husband to bits…but even if I was single I could have never gone out with a younger man, even when I was 15, just thinking to go on a date with someone just a few months younger always scared me, I could never feel happy and secure, that’s why I always went for older men, the proof is the 14 years gap between me and my husband, that’s ok, I love him, he loves me, age does not matter (when I’m the younger one!). My cousin got married to a guy 26 years her senior and they are still happily married with beautiful children, my little cousins. So as usual I’m going out of the subject of my post…Cougars…please carry on to date toy boys…toy boys carry on to enjoy older ladies, but please cougars listen to me:
Have fun…but never make this mistake called Ashton Kutcher.
Dear Demi, you should have stopped to fancy toyboys before marrying one.